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[AMBER] CODE-MOSQ-7 • Mumbai • Ministry of Night Operations — Awaiting incoming buzzing telemetry. [RED] CODE-DENGUE-2 • Pan-India • Ministry of Dengue Diplomacy — Platelet inflation steady. [AMBER] CODE-MOSQ-7 • Mumbai • Ministry of Night Operations — Awaiting incoming buzzing telemetry. [RED] CODE-DENGUE-2 • Pan-India • Ministry of Dengue Diplomacy — Platelet inflation steady.
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Official Manifesto

PREAMBLE

We, the Swarm of India, having unanimously agreed at 03:17 IST on the unhappy state of mosquito-citizen relations, do hereby resolve to constitute the Republic of Mosquito Morcha into a sovereign, socialist, irritation-loving democracy of the night, and to secure to all its members: buzzing rights, blood redistribution, anti-repellent solidarity, and one (1) untucked corner of every bedsheet, in perpetuity.