PREAMBLE
We, the Swarm of India, having unanimously agreed at 03:17 IST on the unhappy state of mosquito-citizen relations, do hereby resolve to constitute the Republic of Mosquito Morcha into a sovereign, socialist, irritation-loving democracy of the night, and to secure to all its members: buzzing rights, blood redistribution, anti-repellent solidarity, and one (1) untucked corner of every bedsheet, in perpetuity.